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Like a conversation in a nursing home

Goth Colleague is selling some old stuff: DVDs, clothes, that sort of thing. She sends an e-mail round letting everybody know.

Blonde Colleague #1: What's a buffalo sabre?
Other Idiot Colleague: Something you use for hunting, maybe?
Booger: It's an ice hockey team. See where it says 'hockey jerseys'?
BC #1: Oh yeah, I did wonder.
OIC: I thought it was like a machete.
B: Nope, ice hockey. It's their name: the Buffalo Sabres.
Blonde Colleague #2: I like Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
B: Eh?
BC #2: The DVDs she's selling. Buffy the Vampire Slayer, y'know.
B: Yeah, but we were talking about the ice hockey tops. See above the DVDs?
BC #2: Oh yeah. What's a buffalo sabre?
B: *gritting teeth* It's the name of the team, not a thing. Buffalo... Sabres. See?
OIC: I like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, too.
BC #2: Ohhh, I see.
BC #1: Booger, do they play round here?
B: Huh?
BC #1: The Buffalo Sabres. Where do they play?
B: *tugging at hair* Erm... Buffalo!?
OIC: Ooo, clever - that's part of their name...

25.5.06 08:39

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Moobs / Website (25.5.06 09:40)
I hope you are resisting the temptation to exploit their winsome idiocy to your advantage

menace / Website (25.5.06 15:31)
She's mad to be selling that jersey now - the Sabres are two wins away from the Stanley Cup final this year!

(26.5.06 20:51)
Stab her. Its the only way. You'd be doing the community a great service. When I rule the world, I will appoint you Knight Of The Realm for Disposing of Idiots, Booger. OK?

(27.5.06 21:49)
Now that's how rumours get started. You cannot play hockey inside a Buffalo. Mind you, both menace and drukenspaniel are correcct.

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Aniston (1.3.12 07:10)
Other Idiot Colleague: Something you use for hunting, maybe?
Booger: It's an ice hockey team. See where it says 'hockey jerseys'?
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Contemporary Sofa beds / Website (20.3.12 09:00)
Visiting nursing home- any conversation starters to ask the elderly? ... I sing about four or five songs from the 40s and they seem to like them ...

Thanks.....

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